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		<title>Ready or not, here comes mama!</title>
		<link>http://escapefromsane.wordpress.com/2008/09/02/ready-or-not-here-comes-mama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blogarella must look pretty good from behind.  While grabbing some napkins and a straw at the coffee stand at the gas station, she was approached by a man.  He said &#8220;Hey baby, how you doing?&#8221;  I promptly turned face front and excitedly replied &#8220;I&#8217;m great!  How are you?&#8221; To which he said &#8220;WHOAAAAAA!  Look at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=escapefromsane.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3584322&amp;post=56&amp;subd=escapefromsane&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Do you know what it feels like for a girl?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whats it like being in the home stretch before bambino?  Hm, lets see&#8230;have you ever swallowed an entire Thanksgiving turkey bones and all?  Imagine you did, and then you decide you need to bend over, but you have a wing sticking into your ribs.  Or perhaps you need to drive somewhere and look behind you, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=escapefromsane.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3584322&amp;post=51&amp;subd=escapefromsane&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Contraction Blogging</title>
		<link>http://escapefromsane.wordpress.com/2008/08/28/contraction-blogging/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:41:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And why the hell not!  For over an hour my stomach has felt like I have something growing inside of it the size of freaking Godzilla.  It hurts damn it!  Ever see those commercials where they wet paper towels and squeeze them out to show you how absorbant they are?  Imagine that, only in real [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=escapefromsane.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3584322&amp;post=49&amp;subd=escapefromsane&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Elvis has not yet left the building!</title>
		<link>http://escapefromsane.wordpress.com/2008/08/15/elvis-has-not-yet-left-the-building/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blogarella is told on a daily basis that she is lovely and absolutely glowing.  What these people don&#8217;t see is that the offspring is exhibiting rock star-esque behavior.  She might not have a hotel room to trash, but my internal organs and my rib cage will make a worthy substitute.  A kick here, a punch there, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=escapefromsane.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3584322&amp;post=42&amp;subd=escapefromsane&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Evil Pregnant Woman and her &#8220;Prohibited&#8221; Flight Item</title>
		<link>http://escapefromsane.wordpress.com/2008/08/09/the-evil-pregnant-woman-and-her-prohibited-flight-item/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:02:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://escapefromsane.wordpress.com/?p=38</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[While travelling with my super sized tummy, courtesy of il bambino, I was screamed at by airport security.  He came running over screaming &#8220;YOU HAVE A PROHIBITED ITEM IN YOUR BAG!&#8221;  The woman next to me looked me up and down and said &#8220;but she looks so innocent!&#8221;  The angry security officer reached into my bag [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=escapefromsane.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3584322&amp;post=38&amp;subd=escapefromsane&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Irony</title>
		<link>http://escapefromsane.wordpress.com/2008/08/06/irony/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When your husband tells you he won&#8217;t go to your baby shower because its gay, and as you are opening your gifts, he&#8217;s across the street getting hit on by a man.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=escapefromsane.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3584322&amp;post=32&amp;subd=escapefromsane&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Held Captive: Week 30 (or 31, or something like that)</title>
		<link>http://escapefromsane.wordpress.com/2008/07/08/held-captive-week-30-or-31-or-something-like-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:37:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I&#8217;m still pregant, and I&#8217;m beating the bars of a prison with a tin cup!  All foods result in severe and extreme heartburn.  I&#8217;m thinking that a strange man could possibly lure me into his bedroom at the promise of an endless supply of Tums&#8230;or perhaps an erotic massage using Phillip&#8217;s Milk of Magnesia?  Not that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=escapefromsane.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3584322&amp;post=31&amp;subd=escapefromsane&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Esculent &#8211; Pulling a meal out of your ass</title>
		<link>http://escapefromsane.wordpress.com/2008/06/22/esculent-pulling-a-meal-out-of-your-ass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blogarella is morphing into Old Mother Hubbard, but not because she had to fetch her poor dog a bone.  She actually suspects that her poor dog might be eating better than her since he often solicits neighbors for food when they are trying to feed their own canine companions.  Today was a late day at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=escapefromsane.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3584322&amp;post=30&amp;subd=escapefromsane&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Esculent Recipe &#8211; When Mac &amp; Cheese Alone Won&#8217;t Cut It</title>
		<link>http://escapefromsane.wordpress.com/2008/06/18/esculent-recipe-when-mac-cheese-alone-wont-cut-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some days, you just don&#8217;t have time to care about what is being put on your dinner table.  Sadly, Blogarella feels like this most days, and uses pregnancy as her scapegoat.  Why?  Because she&#8217;s carrying the future Miss America in her womb, therefore she gets to pull the &#8220;tired&#8221; card more often than most.  Blogarella encourages other pregnant [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=escapefromsane.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3584322&amp;post=29&amp;subd=escapefromsane&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In Sickness and in Phlegm</title>
		<link>http://escapefromsane.wordpress.com/2008/06/16/in-sickness-and-in-phlegm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As women, we wear a lot of hats, most of which we do not get on sale.  Most recently Mr. Blogarella and I had our first ever joint bout of the dreaded lurgy.  Being one who likes to share, it was no surprise that he came home, kissed me on the mouth, and then told [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=escapefromsane.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3584322&amp;post=27&amp;subd=escapefromsane&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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