Escape From Sane by Blogarella

And why the hell not!  For over an hour my stomach has felt like I have something growing inside of it the size of freaking Godzilla.  It hurts damn it!  Ever see those commercials where they wet paper towels and squeeze them out to show you how absorbant they are?  Imagine that, only in real time, and its happening in your freaking body!!  I’m only able to type this stupid post because my stupid doctor hasn’t called my stupid ass back.  I keep reading about “false labor” and I guess if a baby pops out right here, then it wasn’t a false alarm.  I want to punch somebody, but mostly my doctor, well, my husband too for getting me pregnant.  I’ll keep you all posted, you’d never know it, but I love my readers, but lets not make love to celebrate the love because babies are going around like the flu and I don’t want to catch another one this soon!