Held Captive: Week 30 (or 31, or something like that)
Yes, I’m still pregant, and I’m beating the bars of a prison with a tin cup! All foods result in severe and extreme heartburn. I’m thinking that a strange man could possibly lure me into his bedroom at the promise of an endless supply of Tums…or perhaps an erotic massage using Phillip’s Milk of Magnesia? Not that it matters, because my tummy is so big, I can no longer see my va-jay-jay. So if anybody has any advice on one handed ”grooming” pre-doctor’s visits using a lipstick mirror in the shower, I am all ears!! Oh, and if there is any way I can relieve that incredibly sexy “I’ve just swallowed John Goodman” feeling, please let me know!
In other news, I got on my high horse, got out my lasso, and roped Mr. Blogarella once and for all. I made an “honest man” out of him on June 28th.
Molly said,
July 8, 2008 at 9:59 am
Do you have a baby shower coming up anytime soon?
escapefromsane said,
July 8, 2008 at 10:04 am
Yep! Sometime in August
Molly said,
July 8, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Cool! Let me know when — I’d like to send a package but I’m not ready to just yet…
barefootmeg said,
July 9, 2008 at 8:53 am
given that the doctor is going to see a whole lot worse than an ungroomed zone pretty soon, i wouldn’t worry about it.