Escape From Sane by Blogarella

One night in a land far far away, there was a prince and his two knights.  On this particular eve, the men would be dining with the prince’s beloved.  Unbeknonst to her, on this fateful night was a tournament, The College Basketball Final Four Championship Game.  Their journey began in a silver chariot, and they soon arrived at a dining establishment.  Sadly the men discovered that the game was not being shown there.  Pity!  They went back to the chariot and onto the next ye olde dining establishment.  The second establishment was also not broadcasting the show of strength.  Curses!  This particular scenerio repeated itself one more time when our fair maiden finally spoke with great furor, for she had an unquenchable hunger due to the fact that she was carrying the future heir to the throne.  “Somebody better get me some food right now, or I’m going to flip out!”  said the maiden.  “I’m going to scream and yell, and I’m going to cry, and I don’t care who sees me!”  At that moment the Prince and his knights rushed her into the establishment as if she were a person who was on the verge of dying from thirst.  “Get this women something to eat now, she’s pregnant!” Spoke one.  Soon the fair maiden was well fed, the prince and his knights were watching basketball, and all was well within the kingdom.

The End.